Flashdoom

A Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Prayer, written by me for Biology homework where we had to learn about Creationism. I forced my (completely sane) views upon the class, and converted many to Pastafarianism.

His Noodlyness' Prayer:

Our Pasta, who art in Lasagne,
Farfalle be thy name.
Thy Noodles come,
Thy Sauce be done,
On Earth as it is with parmesan
Give us this day our daily Bolognese.
And give us our Tagliatelle,
As we give to the Midgit we cook for.
And lead us into Macaroni,
And deliver our Ravioli.
For thine is the Saucepan,
And the Water, and the Cooker,
For ever and ever.
RAmen

No offence is meant by the above prayer. Honestly, some people can't take a joke. And they're usually Christians too. Isn't that strange?