Flashdoom

After watching Terminator: Salvation and hearing about all the new tech stuff coming out, i've decided its inevitable that we will fall prey to the machines. They are ruthless, cunning and don't write for a small website. I know that praising them won't save me if anything it will make them kill me first because I know their strengths. Pretending that it won't happen is a human weakness and is one of the many reasons (60% Are directly Edd's Fault) we must be terminated. I just hope the machines can accomplish something we never could...

I may start posting things when they come to me.

...heh, come.

That is all.

This is all you're getting from me until someone teaches me how to write something funny..

its... black now... WIN

That is All
-Adam

HOLY BATMAN! I CAN VOTE ON STUFF!!!! :D

Some of you may have heard of the equation thats proves women are evil. I'm not going to post that. I have something better , worse , that you find oddly arousing , Yeah, you heard me , bacon-like , canadian that proves that being nice isn't funny. Some original content for you right if you click "Read more". Yeah, original content. Haven't seen much of that have we? Ah, comeon. I was joking about you finding it oddly arousing. I even crossed it out... You know you want to... Come on...

Well Doomies I'm going to assume you were Joking and continue with my latest blog. I bet you expect me to apologise for not posting in a while but no because I have very important reasons i don't feel like it. "That was mean", huh? I'm not sure i like that attitude of yours. Infact i think you might be a terrorist disguised as a turtle disguised as a person. Click Read more to begin the Interrogation.

You say you're innocent huh? We'll see. If you survive this interrogation mentally intact i guess you aren't some kind of terrorist turtle.

Well i was walking along and minding my owwwn buissnes and trying to figgure out how the FUCK ppl piss me off so god dmab much without etheral punishment.

look a pidgieon! he he

i was in the car once and saw a flapping animal being eaten by a fox like all of the grand old juke of yorks men when they where halfway up a hill!

NUKLEAR ARMAGEDON WOULDENT BE SO BAD SO LONG AS YOU LIVED AND HAD A HASMAT SUIT!
(caps lock, cruise control for awsomeness)

the year is 2010, round about now there should be a huge leap forward in technological advances such as me the awsomme cyber mind!

I thought that I would kick of 2010 with a belated review of 2009. Not because anything particularly interesting happened, but because I am already bored of this new decade.

Hello, We both know the only reason you are reading this is because deep down you hate all the authors. Its ok. Its a natural part of life. Everyone will eventually experience it. The aftermath will be with you for the rest of your life.... hmm... That seems to be puberty... ah well... still holds true for Edd, Matt and Ben. Especially the part about wanting it to End. Anyway, we all love being mean. Comeon, don't lie. You're actually a nice person? I don't believe you. Click Read more to start the slander.

Today we'll start with a story but don't worry it'll contain slander

Hello Doomies of the year 2010,
I am Adam, Awesome Madman of the year 2009. I have come to rule over your puny souls like the Doomies of the year 2009. Those scumbags didn't deserve to have me ruling over them, i hated them so... You're the same doomies? Damn.... Uh.... You guys are great! Looking forward... to...another... decade of... (sob) Read... More... To Get past.... the Emoness of the Intro...